"you’re too young to determine your sexuality" said no one to the heterosexual teenager
I have been watching Lord of the Rings since 6:30am. I don’t know what year it is. I have forgotten the taste of bread, the sound of trees, the softness of the wind. I’ve even forgotten my own name
It took me 18 years to realise Saturday has turd in it
Order up! You’re delivered a seemingly normal plate of food. That is until you realize that in the Latenight Zone, “you are what you eat” isn’t just a saying. It’s a terrifying reality.